Grant a Wish and Screw it Up

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A game I once played on another forum. Someone posts a wish, and someone else grants it and then adds an undesirable condition before making their own wish, and so on. IT goes something like:

Poster 1:
I wish I had some pizza.

Poster 2:
Granted, but it's a normal cheese pizza with gummi bears, watermelon, fish brains, and dog hair as the toppings and you can't pick anything off.

I wish my room would clean itself.

Poster 3:
Granted, but it cleans itself by eating everything you own.

I wish...

And so on.

So, to start:

I wish I had a million dollars.